What do you do when you’re sixteen and in deep shit? You’re looking out at the world from the strip mall and the detention hall, from the basement and the cul-de-sac and it just looks like there is a wall around you. Everybody tells you and your friends that you’re going nowhere, that your lives are already ruined.

What the fuck do you do?

You hang around and smash stuff and get high and try to be badass, that’s what you do. You steal and drink and smash up the car your mom gave you and pull your pee-pee out in public. You work at sandwich shops and fast-food joints and try to screw private school girls because they think you’re tough and the girls at your school think you’re gay because you pretended to give your friend a blowjob at the junior prom. You it all up as ugly as dirty as you can because, why the fuck not ?

1. Check out google translator

2. Translate “Will Oasis ever die” from English to Vietnamese

3. Copy the text and then translate it back to English

4. What a truth

You being an annoying piece of shit